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Abin da mai daukar hoto mai ban dariya, paparazzi mai ban tsoro. Ya shigo ta baranda ya kusan sanya ruwan tabarau a cikin dokin kajin. Tana nan kwance tana tunani, "Me yasa mijina baya magana? Wata kila wasa ne. Shi kuma mijin yana tunanin ta, sai ya kara cusa mata jakinta! A haka ne suka samu ma'aurata a kan nadi. Shit, yakamata mu rufe labule!
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